Troubled Tickets

In an effort to further reduce our personal interactions with customers, we've added
our revolutionary Troubled-Ticketing system.

If you would like to report a problem, simply click the Smiley Guy below, and feel
free to ramble on about your issue with an accompanying e-mail.

After firing the responsible Little Person, their replacement will get back to you as
soon as it is convenient for us.
If ya got a complaint, press the Smily Guy